God was
Missing!
God was missing for
six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the
seventh. He inquired, --- "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and
proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, ----"Look,
Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked
puzzled, and said, ---- "What is it?"
"It's a
planet," --- replied God, --- and I've put life on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and it's going to be a place to test 'Balance."
"Balance?" ---
inquired Michael, ---- "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing
to different parts of Earth..."For example, northern Europe will be a
place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be
poor... Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things..."
God continued pointing
to different countries... "This one will be extremely hot, while this one
will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed
by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that
one?"
"That's Florida,
the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, it's
surrounded by water, and days filled with sunshine. The people from Florida are
going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to
travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high
achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.
Michael gasped in wonder
and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said
there would be 'balance."
God smiled an
all-knowing smile… "I will create California…Wait till you see the
idiots I'll put there."
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