9/11: A Conspiracy Theory must watch video link is below; the video is near the bottom of the page. It is a brilliant piece of work by James Corbett and should have received an award.
TRANSCRIPT: On the morning of
September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on
dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most
sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world,
overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft
before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being
molested by a single fighter interceptor.
These 19 hijackers, devout
religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock
down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn't handle a single engine Cessna was able
to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly
level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers
were working on the mystery of the 2.3
trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced
“missing” from the Pentagon's coffers in a press conference the day before, on September
10, 2001.
Luckily, the news anchors knew who
did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally
fell into the FBI's lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an
investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.
The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up
to fail, a conflict
of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel
Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into
buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events
were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA,
the Bush
Administration and as for Bush and Cheney...well, no one knows what
they told it because they testified in
secret, off the record, not
under oath and behind closed doors. It didn't bother to look at who
funded the attacks because that question is of "little
practical significance". Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly,
answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims'
family members' questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible
(although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a
failure of imagination” because “I don't think anyone could envision flying
airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.
The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but
that's OK because it probably wasn't important.
The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation
into the insider trading before the attacks, but that's OK because destroying
the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine
record keeping.
NIST has classified the data that they used for their
model of WTC7's collapse, but that's OK because knowing how they made their
model of that collapse would "jeopardize public safety".
The FBI has argued that all material related to their
investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that's OK
because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.
This man never existed, nor is anything he had
to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid
conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her.
(and her and her and him).
Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave
fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow
got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for
years, taunting the most comprehensive
intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in
the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with
complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before
finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn't recorded on video, in which he didn't resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these
crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man,
supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on
the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about
it. Then a couple dozen of that team's members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
This is the story of 9/11, brought
to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator
babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue
of Jessica Lynch.
If you have any questions about
this story...you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and
will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom,
happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you
will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.
This has been a public service
announcement by: the Friends of the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, SEC, MSM, White
House, NIST, and the 9/11
Commission. Because Ignorance is Strength.
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