There is
a pernicious new understanding loose in the land: private property doesn't
exist, no individual owns anything, and "everything belongs to
everybody." It's basically a Marxist view, to the degree that Marx's
gibberish can be understood.
Over at
ESPN, show host, Mike
Wilbon, weighed in on Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, who
announced that any of his players who didn't stand up for the National Anthem
would be benched.
Wilbon:
"He [Jones] said he wanted to honor the Anthem...But now it just seems
like it was as phony as a three-dollar bill. And the word that comes to mind,
and I don't care who doesn't like me using it, is 'plantation.'"
Wilbon
characterized Jones' feelings as follows: "The players are here to serve
me, and they will do what I want no matter how much I pay them. They are not
equal to me."
The next
day, Wilbon doubled down: "I was critical of Jerry Jones yesterday, I used
the phrase 'plantation mentality.' Let me repeat it: 'plantation mentality.'
That's what it comes off as."
I see.
Jerry Jones is the slave owner. Some of his players are millionaires. They're
the slaves, because Jones says they can't play if they won't stand up for the
Anthem at games.
Apparently,
Wilbon thinks the owner of a company should have no control over what his
employees do on company time. If employees want to sit in the lobby at eleven
in the morning on a Tuesday and put on a recording of the National Anthem and
kneel, the owner has no right to intercede. He has no right to spell out
consequences.
Maybe
Wilbon thinks the NFL is a public utility owned and operated by the federal
government.
Wilbon
says the Cowboys owner doesn't think his players are equal to him. Well, in the
context of the company, of course that's what Jones thinks. He's the boss. The
players work for him. Is there something about that relationship Wilbon doesn't
understand?
Does
Wilbon think a pro football game is a public event, like the signing of a bill
by the President? His network, ESPN, pays a fortune for the right to broadcast
NFL games. Advertisers, in turn, fork over huge sums to ESPN. Sounds quite
similar to business.
In case
there is any doubt, Jerry Jones isn't saying his players can't hold press
conferences on their own time, beyond team property, and express their views on
the Anthem, America, or police brutality against black people.
Wilbon
obviously confuses the public and private sector. Despite the fact that
advertising dollars pay his salary---which ought to be a clue---he views a
football game as devoid of private ownership. He should check the ad rates for
the Super Bowl.
Perhaps
Wilbon, like many other people, sees the NFL as a "national
institution." Therefore, curtailing the absolute right to kneel during the
anthem violates "a public trust." Such murky ideas are popular these days, because the
bedrock concept of private property and ownership has faded away.
And no,
I'm not talking about football players as private property; I'm talking about
NFL teams. They're companies, and they have owners and buildings and fields and
stadiums and merchandise.
If these
teams manage to bamboozle government entities into paying for stadiums with
taxpayer dollars, fans should organize boycotts.
A few
weeks ago, there was a flurry of opinion-articles claiming the NFL is a
non-profit entity which, outrageously, doesn't pay taxes. That is incorrect.
The teams are profit-making businesses, obligated to pay taxes. The NFL league
office was a non-profit, until 2015. It isn't anymore. Now here's a story:
Wilbon might want to look into the NFL Commissioner's salary, during the years
when the league office was a non-profit. Fifteen million a year? Twenty?
Thirty? That's ridiculous.
Anyway,
back to business. As in competition. If a handful of billionaires want to start
their own pro football league, and go up against the NFL, they can certainly
give it a try. No one is stopping them. All the rules of ownership and private
property apply. Perhaps the owners of the new teams in the new league can
demand all their players kneel during the National Anthem. See how that goes
over. See how that sells. The owners can call their league Progressive American
Football. After every change of possession on the field, the team with the ball
must move to the Left (on television screens). Why not?
On the
other hand, those billionaires could shift to the Right. Call their new league American
Patriot Football. Before each game, there would a half-hour parade featuring
hundreds of heavily militarized cops in full armament marching up and down. On
big screens, old footage from wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Panama, Grenada,
Libya. Play the Anthem seven times in a row before kickoff. Make Dick Cheney
the Commissioner.
Or start
a Radical Green League. No tackling. Only touching. Each team must have at
least seven women in the starting lineup. In all stadiums before kickoff,
televise Al Gore giving a speech about how he made a billion dollars fronting
for global warming and the end of the world. Vendors sell tofu dogs, sparkling
water from the Himalayas. Every player gets a trophy every Sunday. At halftime,
burn the American flag on the 50-yard line.
The CNN
League. The players work for CNN. There is a field, but no games. The players
just stand there and scream about Trump for three hours.
If these
new leagues can't get television contracts, broadcast the games online.
But in
each case, owners own the teams. Get it? They don't own the players, they
employ them. They can set rules for what happens on company time. It's fairly
simple. If the employees don't like the rules, they can quit.
A few NFL
players have done that. Of course, their reason was avoiding getting their
skulls dented and waking up one day unsure of their name.
Pro Football.
Gotta love it.
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