The Watchman On The Wall

The Watchman On The Wall
Eph 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Verse 13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

What Would Happen To Noah In 2017?


In the year
2017, the Lord came unto Noah,
who was now living in America
and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and
-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before
"Build another ark and save 2 of every living
along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the
blueprints, saying:
"You have 6 months to build the ark
before I will
start the unending rain for 40 days and 40
months later, the Lord looked down and saw
 weeping in his yard - but no ark.
"Noah!," He roared,
"I'm about to start the rain!
Where is the ark?"
me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have
"I needed a building permit."

"I've been
arguing with the boat inspector
about the need for a sprinkler system."

"My neighbors
claim that I've violated the
neighborhood by-laws by building
the ark in my
back yard and exceeding the height limitations.
We had to
go to the local Planning Committee for a

"Then the
local Council and the electric company demanded
shed load of money for the future costs of moving
and other overhead obstructions, to clear the
passage for the ark's move
to the sea. I told them
that the sea would be coming to us,
but they would
 hear none of it."

"Getting the
wood was another problem. There's a ban
on cutting local
trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl."
"I tried to convince the environmentalists that I
needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!"

"When I
started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.
the accommodations were too restrictive and
it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in
a confined space."

"Then the Environmental Protection Agency
ruled that I couldn't build the ark until they'd conducted
impact study on your proposed flood."

"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the
Human Rights
Commission on how many minorities I'm
supposed to hire for my building crew."

"The Immigration Dept. is checking the
visa status of most of the
people who want to work."

"The trade
unions say I can't use my sons. They
insist I have to hire only Union workers with
ark-building experience."

"To make
matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming
to leave the country illegally with endangered species."

"So, forgive
me, Lord, but it would take at least 10
years for me to finish this ark."
the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,
and a rainbow stretched across the sky."
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 
"You mean you're not going to destroy the world?" ; 
"No," said the Lord.
"The Government beat me to it.

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