The Presbyterian
Church called a meeting to decide what to do about some pesky
squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the
squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's
divine will.
At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The Elders met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide, they knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.
The Anglican Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels
were back after the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not at the Jewish Synagogue, they caught one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.
The great Mississippi squirrel revival!
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