Oh Hell, Cottongate!

Below is a terrific video that you will enjoy. 

I want reparations from Archduke Franz Ferdinand and the Austrian Hungarian Empire for enslaving my serf ancestors. By the way, the Jews want reparations from Egypt and the Romans (Italy)! The Chinese want reparations from the Japanese! The Scotts and Welsh want reparations from England! The Indians want reparations from the Brits! The Aborigines want reparations from the Australians who in turn want reparations from England. All of Central America, South America, The Basques and Catalonians except Brazil want reparations from Spain. Brazil wants reparations from Portugal. The Christians of North African and the Middle East want reparations from Muslims who stole their land. The Carthaginians want reparations from the Romans. Christians in Turkey want their cathedral Hagia Sophia returned from the Muslims.

Finally, Adam and Eve and all their descendants want reparations from satan!!!!!!
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qyhf-4-JrQ&feature=youtu.be