Putin Orders Yoga Pants War!!!

Russian aides said Vladimir is very "hottie" over the photographs below because Trump is surrounded by imported, legal Ukrainian women and is making Slavic women look bad! 

Putin demanded equal rights for his Slavic ladies and he wants a meeting of the UN Security Council. Putin harkened back to Stalin and said he too must protect and defend the "Motherland"! 

Putin also ordered a shake up of the "Miss Russia" contest and he ordered the agricultural ministry to increase production of fat free yogurt, potato chips, soda and butter. Putin also said he will provide generous state subsidies for Hot Yoga spas for women and factories producing yoga pants. Putin also banned Russian contestants from wearing boots. Putin said Russia must enter the 21st century and ordered the increase in the production of high heels. 

Putin said, the Soviet Union lost the race to the moon with the Americans but we will not lose the "yoga pants" war!  

Pictured below is Trump's bevy of Ukrainian women who worked on his election campaign and Putin's 2016 Miss Russia contestants.